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How to meet the douchebag of your dreams.

February 15, 2009

In honor of Valentine’s Day I thought I would take a moment from wallowing in my own self pity to formulate this helpful list on how to meet a great big douchebag.

1. Go to The Library. The bar, not the actualy library.

2. Dress appropriately while out. Anything you have seen Holly Madison wear will be sufficient.

3. Sit next to someone from Sigma Alpha Kappa Epsilon Chi Omega in your Carlson School of Management Class.

4. Get on a VH1 reality TV show. Get to know Bret Michaels.

5.  Hang out in the Axe body spray aisle of Target as much as possible.

6. Look for these guys whenever possible while you are out.

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