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Branch Palin and Blue Jeans Johnston call it quits.

March 12, 2009

Is this news really true? Are Alaska’s sweethearts really calling it quits? I’m afraid so.

A mere two and a half months after the birth of Fall-Over, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have split up. The two finally realized how much of a burden children can be on the love lives of those not old enough to drive yet. Don’t worry Tripp, Mommy and Daddy still love you, just not each other.

This is almost as depressing as when Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston broke up.

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